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Sunday, March 15, 2009

Such Chutzpah! How Can I Go Zen: Smile and Surrender?

The coffee is cold, I'm hot under the collar, so much agitation...such nerve!

After, a hard nights work playing Rummy Que and since I've given up the casinos for food on the table, it's my "I surrender, dear" - "ya' can't lose too much money at Rummy Que, all you lose is sleep" escape from reality. Ya' gotta' have a mental-somewhere to hide in this chutzpah-driven world. After years of my psychic-whoopee associates declaring that "surrender" is the way to go, hearing that a Zen smile and "surrender" are the answer to a happy life, today, sleepless in Arizona...a "friend" phoned at 6:30 AM - I fell asleep at 3...I'm the walking unconscious - I'll try anything and I'm on it.

I thought I'd seen and heard it all when elderly John McCain set Sarah Palin up to run for VP - in the event of his passing in the Oval office - she would be president...that's not an "oy vey" - that's chutzpah or stupidity? However, Bush pushing for donations for his legacy library, Cheney complaining that his pal Liddy didn't get pardoned while shrugging off his legacy of war, impoverishment an USA disgrace that he left raises the chutzpah bar. And, in the news, learning that monkeys teach their young to floss. I couldn't teach my grandson to brush his teeth regularly, let alone "floss" with a human hair daily.

This is truth? Madoff's wife of fifty years and over-forty sons - not naive or just out of college - went to the same office building every day for over twenty years and knew nothing about his computers not making trades??? Bernie wants Ruth Madoff. his wife, to keep the 7 million apartment and the 6 hundred something millions in property, cash and a boat??? He wants out of the jail cell until he's sentenced for admitting to high crimes. Where does he get the the gall - the chutzpah?

With overt lies regularly in the news, to make it through the day, maybe ya' gotta "smile and surrender." It's no wonder people in Hong Kong and India are buying bullet proof suits and cars! With naive young ladies abounding, innocents who do not realize that to wear extreme high fashion couture clothes and be photographed in 'em, ya' gotta' be real tall. Where does Tyra banks get the chutzpah to call an audition for "high fashion models under 5'7?" Cheney may need ta bullet proof suit from Hong Kong. Tyra Banks will need a bullet proof limo to get away from the riots causes when "5' 7" high fashion model" winners that have nowhere to go and end up as a short, skinny receptionists - not even zoftig Playboy centerfolds.

Gonna' reheat the coffee...Yeah,I'm smiling - I "surrender." Can't you tell?

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